Since my arrival here on Earth, I have heard many four character words…especially as I journeyed the Pennsylvania and New Jersey Turnpikes…some worse than others…however the worst…and certainly most contagious and dangerous combination of four characters that I have discovered in my brief stay on this otherwise wonderful planet is the following…….H1N1.
The information I have gathered thus far is that H1N1 is a new influenza virus causing illness in people and is contagious from human contact, much like the regular, seasonal flu virus. When the 2009 H1N1 outbreak was first detected in mid-April, earth year two thousand and nine, the Centers for Disease Control began working to collect, compile and analyze information regarding the H1N1 outbreak. These studies included the numbers of confirmed and probable cases, as well as the ages of the people. The conclusion of this study was that the H1N1 virus has caused greater disease burden in people younger than 25 years of age than older people. I should inform my good friends from all of the research institutions I have visited of this news…
…initiating targeted helixbrain communication…THIS IS HELIXMAN…HEED MY ADVICE IN RESPONSE TO H1N1…COVER YOUR NOSE AND MOUTH WITH A TISSUE WHEN YOU COUGH OR SNEEZE….WASH YOUR DNA STRANDS…excuse me…I MEAN HANDS WITH SOAP AND WATER…AVOID TOUCHING YOUR EYES, NOSE, OR MOUTH…TRY TO AVOID CLOSE CONTACT WITH SICK PEOPLE…closing targeted helixbrain communication…
There must be a preventive measure for this outbreak! How will it be contained this flu season? I have run a specialized tracking program to help me find companies that are working on producing H1N1 vaccines, or killed or weakened microbes administered to stimulate the human immune system to recognize the microbe more quickly, thereby preventing disease. I must transmit word of these vaccines back to the Assembly at once.
The closest organizations in proximity to my current location are CSL Biotherapies, GlaxoSmithKline, MedImmune, and sanofi pasteur…I must travel to these companies to discover more about these vaccines.
I will communicate more information once this situation unfolds…
Helixman
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